Keith’s Beef Quiche 3 – 4 The Bandits
It was another week of agony for Keith’s Beef Quiche as they somehow managed to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory once again. With club captain, and self styled ‘all round big deal’ Dave Foster involved in a new North East equine outreach programme ‘Wai-ai are ya hittin me ‘orse?’ it was left to honorary vice captain Ben Wood to rally the troops.
It didn’t start well as The Bandits took advantage of an ill-prepared Quiche quintet of Wood, Lynch, Simpson, Paul Foster and the heroic calves of James Trenholme in goal. Bandit 1 struck the ball directly from the centre spot into the top corner leaving the bewildered victims wondering if the whistle had even been blown.
Carrying on from their recent good form, KBQ recovered well from the early set back and played themselves into a rhythm. Confidence on the ball and some tricky footwork epitomised Simpson’s play. The winger later commented ‘it just kind of happens, I’m not entirely sure how.’ The how didn’t seem to matter when he found the ball at his feet from a saved Paul Foster effort and slotted home assertively to level the scores.
Craig Kaye has worked his way into the fold as a regular contributor to the legacy of Keith and came on to great effect. Hard work up front and tracking back in equal measure has added to his goal scoring ability to make him a firm favourite with the loyal fans. An outlet for the team when they were on the back foot, Kaye worked the channels and consistently took pressure off the Quiche defence.
With the Quicher’s whisked into an ambitious frenzy, The Bandits looked positively scrambled. Chance after chance came but a combination of poor finishing and contentious goalkeeping kept the winless team at bay. A loose ball trickled across the edge of the area only to be handled outside by the Bandit keeper, to the despair of Charlie Davy.
Davy’s luck was about to change, but not before an unfortunate deflection off his shin diverted a feeble shot through the hitherto mammoth calves of keeper Trenholme made it 2-1. From the restart some good passing interchange from Davy and Kaye left the former in space to blast home, equalising the score at 2-2.
Davy continued his form to make it 3-2 to the Quiche, battling his way through a throng of Bandits to bulge the net once again. The tension was palpable as Quiche players, coaches, affiliates, sponsors, general entourage and Keith himself (from where ever he is watching over us) surely wondered if tonight could be the night…
Wood’s form in defence was little short of heroic, constantly snapping at the heels of the Bandits and breaking up play, solid in possession and leading by example. Surely an example to follow for any of the next generation of Quichers. His withdrawal towards the end might have proved the difference as The Bandits kneaded their way back into the match.
For the second week running the score might have been higher were it not for another top drawer performance from stand in keeper Trenholme. It wasn’t glamorous, nor was it conventional but he managed to keep the Bandits’ attack at bay. Allegedly a keen rugby player, he applied some of his skills repeatedly throwing himself on the ball or beating it out of reach of the onrushing forwards. As his confidence grew, no doubt helped by the loyal Quiche contingent in the stands, so did his cheeky grin. This is a man at the top of his game, enjoying his football and adored by his fans… and he knows it!
Again the referee was the centre of attention as the Bandits’ keeper appeared to volley the ball from at least a yard outside his area. A stunned Quiche were caught on the break and Hair Bandit blasted the ball past the stricken Trenholme. It is thought that after the ref’s performance, Blind Side, a visually impaired team formerly manned by Quiche v/c Ben Wood are looking into acquiring his services.
Like a well prepared pastry, Quiche rose to the challenge and pushed to get their noses in front during the closing minutes, only to be caught out on the break again as the Bandits rounded off the game at 4-3.
Quiche can take heart in yet another inspired performance. To a man they stepped up and increasingly look like a side ready to open their Bradford Goals Wednesday League points account.
Quiche of the Week: James “grin when you’re winning” Trenholme
Goals: James Simpson, Charlie Davy (2)